Friday, June 19, 2009

Christina B.C. *(before children)

Who knew 26 year old boobs could hang so askew? In my former life I was a 36 perfect C. And then came the ridiculous, only found in porn films, water balloons I possessed when I was pregnant, then came the fluctuation of size only nursing mothers can relate to, and then came my very first set of post-pregnancy bubbies (my new favorite word...thanks Real Housewives of NJ). They weren't bad. I was still young, 21 to be exact, we still appreciated one another. But this second this is for the birds. I'm 26 and they are 56 and we don't really get along anymore. Ugh.

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